{A Dreadful Cesspit of Infamy : Steering Clear of the Infamous Masterson's Pub in Moonee Ponds at All Thinkable Cost

Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s hang out.



This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.



His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both amusing and unnerving. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another warning sign.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems content in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an environment so corrosive, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this dive.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually covered in grime, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little more info penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?

A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you value your safety, steer clear this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.



Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the revulsion of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Beware!